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5 TIPS TO KEEP YOUR BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM OTHER GIRLS.

Existem aulas onde nos perguntamos "Que raio estou eu a fazer aqui?!" ou "Isto serve exactamente para quê?". Pois bem, numa dessas aulas, eu e a minha companheira de mesa, descobrimos um caderno com uma contracapa muito interessante. Ora vejam:

« TOP 5 TIPS TO KEEP YOUR BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM OTHER GIRLS:
1. Establish your personal territory by using an intense perfume.
2. Kiss him with a strong waterproof lipstick to leave his neck stamped.
3. Ensure he always has a cute picture of both of you in his wallet.
4. Scatter as much of your stuff as you can at your boyfriend's place.
5. Always keep sharp fingernails to mark him in case of emergency. »

Proporcionou-me um ataque de riso.

1 comentário:

nicolemorais disse...

Ahaha, é uma boa lista :p